Personality Test for NXNE readers

Animal / Banana Personality Test

READ THIS CAREFULLY! : There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.   Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.  So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds.   Got your answer yet?

(Answer and personality analysis given at end of this NXNE News page).

Ugly is as Ugly does…..
1st rhinoceros: "What's that over there?"
2nd rhinoceros: "It's a hippopotamus."
1st rhinoceros: "Imagine having such a horrible face!!!"

Taking a Snake To The Vet
My snake was very thin and sick, so I took it to the vet.   The vet took a quick look and said, "Sorry, your snake is going to die, that will be $20.00".  I said "is that all I get for $20.00?"

He took the snake over to a floppy-eared rabbit, and the rabbit pointed his ears straight up to the ceiling.  He took it to a Black Labrador dog, and the dog stuck out his tongue and shook its head.  Then, he took it to a cat, the cat opened her eyes very wide and then shook her head violently.

The vet then said, "That will be $350.00..... $50 for the second opinion, $75 for Lab tests, and $225 for the CAT scan.

ANSWERS for Animal / Banana Test
If your answer is “Lion” it indicates a personality that likes to be lazy up to 20 hours a day.
If your answer is “Chimpanzee” if indicates that you are constantly in trouble.
If your answer is “Giraffe” you are always sticking your neck in where it does not belong.
If your answer is “Squirrel” you're eaten so many nuts, you're starting to act like one.

MORE IMPORTANTLY HOWEVER, a Coconut Tree Does Not Have Bananas! 
If you knew this, you are a normal human being. If not, you are likely stressed, overworked, and taking on the thought process & personality of an animal. You should take some time off!


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